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"hiring entry level positions"

twlboaj:

thefemcritique:

taggediconic:

gypped:

requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

pay: $9.50/hour

Pretty much

more like pay: $8/hour

(via ejaysaurus)

kneelbeforemistressphil:

kaalashnikov:

your-continuum:

kaalashnikov:

do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety

like they just

DO THINGS

without worrying about them first

wow

Anxiety is an excuse

I hope you walk barefoot on a world of legos for the rest of your life

The first time Tony Stark had an anxiety attack he thought he had been poisoned.

think about that

(via healterskeltergirl)

wonderous-world:

The Siberian Flying Squirrel photographed by  can be found in Russia, China, and Japan, as well as a few other countries. They tend to live in spruce, cider, or pine trees and they depend on the trees for their housing and food. Siberian flying squirrels are currently listed as near threatened and they are rapidly decreasing due to deforestation of the trees they so fully rely on [text source]  

(via maytheodds)

microdong:

I can barely pay attention to 6 second vines but oh man 2 hour videos of some dudes playing video games and I’m all on it

(via healterskeltergirl)

sakii-sh:

Transparent Pokémon Sweatshirt ☆ use sakitty and get 10% off!

sakii-sh:

Transparent Pokémon Sweatshirt  use sakitty and get 10% off!

(via sakii-sh)

Asian Language Writing Systems

  • This is Korean: 안녕하세요
  • This is Chinese: 你好
  • This is Thai: สวัสดีครับ
  • This is Japanese: こんにちは
  • This is also Japanese: グッドモーニング
  • And this is also Japanese: 猛烈宇宙交響曲
  • Japanese is a whore of a language.

(Fonte: corallorosso, via catastrofe)

fuckallies:

On average, you have a 1 in 18,989 chance of being murdered

A trans person has a 1 in 12 chance of being murdered

The average life span of a cis person is about 75-90 

The average life expectancy of a trans person is 23-30 years old

75% of people killed in anti LGBT hate crimes are poc

Think about this the next time you go crying over “cisphobia” and “reverse racism”

(via nagisa-you-little-shit)

barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

image

(via ejaysaurus)

quasigeostrophy:

rockcandymelted:

tobefitforme:

im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.

(Fonte: sandandglass, via red-thebloodofangrymen)

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(via pyrosharl)

mushkasbackground:

cactustreemotel:

msdoublenegative:

sjw-proverbs:

girljanitor:

tacticalconscience:

Even if you don’t think vaccines and autism are related … these are some staggering numbers!

YES THESE NUMBERS ARE STAGGERING I WOULD ALSO POSIT THAT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THESE IMAGES AND TEXT ALSO



12/10 best response to this idiocy.

correlation does not equal causation dumbasses

Those are the best graphs ever.

I want to put these graphs in my thesis

mushkasbackground:

cactustreemotel:

msdoublenegative:

sjw-proverbs:

girljanitor:

tacticalconscience:

Even if you don’t think vaccines and autism are related … these are some staggering numbers!

YES THESE NUMBERS ARE STAGGERING I WOULD ALSO POSIT THAT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THESE IMAGES AND TEXT ALSO

image

image

12/10 best response to this idiocy.

correlation does not equal causation dumbasses

Those are the best graphs ever.

I want to put these graphs in my thesis

(Fonte: , via red-thebloodofangrymen)

nagisa-you-little-shit:

cant-think-of-anything-creative:

briansue:

watsons-daughter-sherlock:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

yiffanyy:

i dont like camping but lets go and do this

IT’S LIKE A FREAKING HOBBIT HOLE

that’s a 7-story mansion at a Quidditch tournament

Whoa. This is intents.

did you just


what the fuck would you do if someone yells "spider!"

nagisa-you-little-shit:

cant-think-of-anything-creative:

briansue:

watsons-daughter-sherlock:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

yiffanyy:

i dont like camping but lets go and do this

IT’S LIKE A FREAKING HOBBIT HOLE

that’s a 7-story mansion at a Quidditch tournament

Whoa. This is intents.

did you just

what the fuck would you do if someone yells
"spider!"

(Fonte: lemonwaterandblackcoffee)