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sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

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cindersk:

rolandofeld:

The sass is strong in Disney.

The truly magical moments of Disney.

(Fonte: wavesofenvy, via pinguinotropicale)

mebemrcupcakes:

If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Larry do now?” 

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puchiyo:

ideal goals. ideal goals

(Fonte: jasonttodd, via whowasntthere)

lucithor:

Okay so this just happened on my dashboard and I personally think this is exactly his kind of humour 

lucithor:

Okay so this just happened on my dashboard and I personally think this is exactly his kind of humour 

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mywitfailsme:

osamabinlabia:

ultrafacts:

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Can we just talk about how adorable this is though? Both of the dudes were like “omg I’m so scared, I don’t really want to kill this guy what do I do” then each simultaneously went “I know! Ill put blanks in so I won’t kill this guy and ill take the bullet for him, I mean he probably has a nice family or a cutie lil puppy or something” and then when it came time for the duel, one dude went “I’M SO SCARED TO DIE THIS ISN’T HOW I IMAGINED TODAY WOULD GO WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING” and he fainted and the other guy went “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I DIDN’T EVEN PULL THE TRIGGER WHAT ABOUT THE PUPPY”


1873: The last duel in what is now Canada occurred in August 1873, in a field near St. John’s, Newfoundland (which was not Canadian territory at the time). The duellists, Mr. Dooley and Mr. Healey, once friends, had fallen in love with the same young lady, and had quarrelled bitterly over her. One challenged the other to a duel, and they quickly arranged a time and place. No one else was present that morning except the two men’s seconds. Dooley and Healey were determined to proceed in the ‘honourable’ way, but as they stood back-to-back with their pistols raised, they must have questioned what they were doing. Nerves gave way to terror as they slowly began pacing away from each other. When they had counted off the standard ten yards, they turned and fired. Dooley hit the ground immediately. Healey, believing he had killed Dooley, was seized with horror. But Dooley had merely fainted; the seconds confessed they had so feared the outcome that they loaded the pistols with blanks. Although this was a serious breach of duelling etiquette, both opponents gratefully agreed that honour had indeed been satisfied.

mywitfailsme:

osamabinlabia:

ultrafacts:

Source (Want more facts? Click HERE to follow)

Can we just talk about how adorable this is though? Both of the dudes were like “omg I’m so scared, I don’t really want to kill this guy what do I do” then each simultaneously went “I know! Ill put blanks in so I won’t kill this guy and ill take the bullet for him, I mean he probably has a nice family or a cutie lil puppy or something” and then when it came time for the duel, one dude went “I’M SO SCARED TO DIE THIS ISN’T HOW I IMAGINED TODAY WOULD GO WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING” and he fainted and the other guy went “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I DIDN’T EVEN PULL THE TRIGGER WHAT ABOUT THE PUPPY”

1873: The last duel in what is now Canada occurred in August 1873, in a field near St. John’s, Newfoundland (which was not Canadian territory at the time). The duellists, Mr. Dooley and Mr. Healey, once friends, had fallen in love with the same young lady, and had quarrelled bitterly over her. One challenged the other to a duel, and they quickly arranged a time and place. No one else was present that morning except the two men’s seconds. Dooley and Healey were determined to proceed in the ‘honourable’ way, but as they stood back-to-back with their pistols raised, they must have questioned what they were doing. Nerves gave way to terror as they slowly began pacing away from each other. When they had counted off the standard ten yards, they turned and fired. Dooley hit the ground immediately. Healey, believing he had killed Dooley, was seized with horror. But Dooley had merely fainted; the seconds confessed they had so feared the outcome that they loaded the pistols with blanks. Although this was a serious breach of duelling etiquette, both opponents gratefully agreed that honour had indeed been satisfied.

(via animehead)

prince-kel:

☆♥︎ Transparent Jelly Boots ♥︎☆
$25.90
use the code prince-kel for a 10% discount

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gloomyteens:

so if you guys have been following me on snapchat (@stevenreeder) you will know that i find orphan caterpillars alone on trees or bushes or sidewalks and i take them in and raise them myself. during that time, i grow and love and care for them (they are also tortured by my kpop music hahaha) and in time they hatch into beautiful butterflies/moths where i, then, release them into the world. i dont have any pets, and i’m allergic to cats, so this is the next best thing for me. (click on each photo for a small description of what was going on that day)

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 | See you in January! |  

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carbonbasedfangirl:

fuzzykitty01:

davusignavus:

rudimentree:

davusignavus:

i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said

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“now all of china knows you’re queer”

please deliver this reply to your mother:

image“perfect”
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she laughed so hard i think she exploded

It’s back and still beautiful!

oh my god

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ladycrappo:

Feeling pretty damn fancy today.

(via imivi)

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

(Fonte: prekrasnoe-mngnovenie, via nerdystuffandporn)